Star Wars The Force Awakens- A True Fan's Review!- Bambi Poo-Doo™

So just finished watching this and now I realize what a God Lucas truly
is for the movies he made. Cos this JJ crap is utter trash. Zero
creativity, nothing new at all, just a rehash of the original 3 movies
with a useless predictable death for shock value.

Kylo Ren is the worst villain ever- he wears a mask for no reason at
all. lol.

And the story is so fast and disjointed it was hard to make heads and
tails of it. Why so fast? It should be called Episode VII- Fast &
Furious. Take time to flesh out the characters and let the settings and
the atmosphere set in with the audience. Hell no. Just get straight to
the rehashed set pieces and kick in the nostalgia and hope everyone
forgets what crap they are watching.

And seriously Rey and Finn have never held a lightsaber in their hands
but a Sith trained Kylo Ren has a hard time fighting them off?? What
the hell?

And come out of lightspeed inside the shields of the Death Star? LMAO.
And yes another Death Star that taps into the power of its Sun?
Wouldn't that cause the star to go Supernova?

Also the 3D is hit and miss. Sometimes its great but other times it
makes the spaceships look like toy models.

And John Williams seems to have sleepwalked through this soundtrack nothing really stands out as new. :(

This movie is all about using nostalgia of the audience to make a buck.
Nothing more. Worst of all it left a bad aftertaste in my mouth which
is the worst thing that can ever be said about a Star Wars movie. And I
have zero compulsion to watch it again. I remember when Attack of the
Clones was released I watched it 6 or 7 times. Even times I went to see
SpiderMan I ended of watching Clones.

Star Wars is Dead. RIP my old friend.